Industrial Waste…part 2

Boys are my world. One boy shares the sofa with me as I write this, his freckled nose buried in a well-loved copy of Huckleberry Finn and his shockingly dirty feet periodically jabbing me in the leg. Through the sliding door I see the two blond heads of my oldest and youngest sharing a pillow, the one finally asleep for his morning nap the other smiling triumphantly for having gotten him there. The house is unusually quiet with the two other younger ones off on an overnight trip to Volcano National Park with Dad and a visiting cousin.
They may be gone but their hasty departure left evidence all the way to the door of the everlasting presence of boys in my life. Beach towels and boogie boards still drying from yesterday’s use line one side of the lanai. Hockey gear from last night’s practice is strewn all over the other side. Cereal bowls and spoons dot the table from breakfast. Peanut butter and jam linger yet on the counter while the sandwiches they went into are traveling, bagged and labeled according to the tastes of the adventurers who will be inhaling them later today. These, incessant reminders of our ever-increasing food bills. An assortment of discarded flashlights, dead batteries, and dull pocket knives lie jumbled where they were sorted out in favor of more operational adventuring gear. All this just in my line of sight. The bedroom and bathroom down the hall remain mercifully out of view. I shudder even to think…
There really are only 2 reasons I don’t have pictures posted so you too could revel in this scene, and they are as follows: 1. Tom took the phone/camera with him so I don’t have anything to take pictures with, and 2. My dear, uber-sauber, German mother would be so mortified it would probably send her to an early grave. And I haven’t even mentioned the layers of sticky handprints on the glass, the Crayola art on the slip-covers or the containers of lizards and bugs next to the pile of shoes on the front porch (I think I’ve lost her for sure now). Hopefully description will do justice where pictures lack because a real picture is what I want to give. A picture of my manger full of boys in all it’s noisy, sticky, grimy glory.
I love these boys. I love all the other boys that come around to play with them everyday. I love my husband who remembers enough about his own boyhood to be a great Dad to them. So naturally I’m a little partial to boys. Naturally I’m pretty passionate in matters pertaining to their current and future welfare. And because education and work play huge roles in a boy’s current and future welfare, I’m more than a little interested in both. Especially in how they relate to each other.
So you see, somehow I’ve managed to get back to the purpose of this post and it’s place in this series. I just had to give you my qualifications as a means of introduction first, namely the mere fact that I am living, breathing, teaching, studying, scolding, feeding, mending, clothing, chasing, cheering-on, worrying-over, praying-for and cleaning-up-after boys 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I think that might make me somewhat of an expert.
Oh, and this just in. While I might not have the phone/camera to take pictures of home with, Tom just emailed a few shots he took with it on their adventure. So at least I have something to appease the Omas and Opas with. And now I had better go clean house.

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10 thoughts on “Industrial Waste…part 2

  1. so enjoy reading news of you all. Julie you have an extraordinary gift of writing—all these “short stories” should be gathered into a book—think there is a best seller in the works!
    Hoping to see you this summer–if/when you come here.

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  2. Thank you so much for this description! This sounds EXACTLY like my house…minus the hockey gear. And Alan invited people over that have one baby and are like 26 years old. I’d better get to cleaning before I scare them out of ever having more children! ๐Ÿ™‚

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    • Oh sure. Go make your house all sparkly so that the new mom can go home to her mess and feel depressed and inadequate because she can’t stay on top of things with 1 kid and that April manages to keep everything perfect with 4 kids and they’re all well behaved and she even has time to work out and homeschool and keep an award-winning blog! Alas the vicious cycle of unrealistic expectations and inevitable mom-failure continues. ๐Ÿ™‚ The key to not scaring the newbies away from having more kids is to make the chaos actually look fun and inviting. ๐Ÿ™‚

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      • LOL Now, that made me chuckle out loud! Well, as you can see, I’m taking breaks to read, and if they ask for a tour and actually see upstairs, they’ll get the REAL story. ๐Ÿ˜‰ This was hilarious. You know, the chaos really is fun, and sometimes it’s inviting, sometimes not so much.

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